BONE TOWN
Welcome to Bone Town! In this this game you your main objective is to get some big balls, it's like leveling up. You start off as a new person to Bone Town. Your met by a hot chick named Candy who tells you all about your new favorite town. Like how you can fuck anyone you like, or knock the shit out of anyone you don't like, smoking some crack will give you a nice speed boost to get you where your going, or run the fuck away fast. Drink some beers, whiskey, to make your balls a little bigger. Smoke some pot for some HIGHer jumps and other drugs and alcohol with various abilities.
In BoneTown we live by the Three F's, Fucking, fighting, and getting fucked up. Restraint is not a word often used here, and you leave your inhibitions all over the first chick you bone. In BoneTown, Sex on the Beach is more than just a drink, it's what you're about to do with that blonde in the short skirt, and all night drug binges, bar brawls, and partying until you drop are a way of life. So kick back, hang out, and enjoy, because this here's BoneTown, and we ain't following no laws.
You pretty much start off as a loser and if you want to fuck some hotties you have to work your way up. After you beat the shit out of someone and take there money you can take there appearance. In order to regain you health you will have to find some slut to give you some head. Different character will give you bigger balls. The bigger your balls the better chicks you can pull for some head, fucking, or anal. You'll have to complete missions, like finding some crackhead who robbed the local prostitute. And getting better fighting powers by defeating the bosses in the area with your fist or objects you find along the way. This game is very addictive, with the hilarious characters and the goal to be the built motherfucker that everyone wants to fuck. I also have have to point out that the soundtracks are great with a rap rock and R&B mix thats enjoyable while playing the game. There is a demo to try. And you can purchase the download witch is a little cheaper than the hard version.
Sex
Want to nail a nun, do a dominatrix, jizz on a juicer or even eat out an eighteen year old? You’ve come to the right place. On the street, in a park, at a club: In BoneTown, the sex is everywhere and the sex is good.
Drugs
Drugs are as important to modern day BoneTown as Bibles were to its earliest Mormon inhabitants. From the Whiskey swilled on the streets to the Crack bought in dark alleys, in BoneTown, the only drug problem is not having them.
Fighting
Fighting in BoneTown is a no-holds-barred affair. Hitting someone with a mannequin leg or a flyswatter is as common as throwing an uppercut, and the most skilled fighters can even toss farts or spit fire to keep their opponent on his toes.
Missions
The most hardcore newcomers will encounter the most infamous of BoneTown’s citizens as they go on Missions to defeat The Man and save BoneTown.
People
From Hippies to Hispanics and Asians to Indians, BoneTown communities read like a menu at a Vegas buffet, and a gathering of BoneTown’s most famous citizens would be a party like no other. From Ron Jeremy getting blow jobs on the couch to Jesus turning the water to whiskey to Buttman taking ass shots, it wouldn't be just your normal shin-dig.
